CH.04
DECK: TIMELINE FORENSICS
SLIDE 07 / 12
The Timeline Peaks At 3AM.
Always Has.
NOBODY'S AWAKE = EVERYBODY POSTS
3AM
0
35K
70K
105K
140K
12K
10PM
28K
11PM
47K
12AM
63K
1AM
88K
2AM
PEAK · WHY R U HERE
142K
3AM
96K
4AM
142K
posts / hour @ 3AM
+47% YoY
vs. 96.6K same hour last year. sleep remains optional.
SOURCE: INTERNAL TIMELINE TELEMETRY · Q4 2024 · N=4.2M POSTS
TIMELINE FORENSICS ·
07
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