Last Tuesday, I spent forty-three minutes in the copy room waiting for a single-sided run of the quarterly supply memo. The machine made a soft mechanical cough, displayed READY, and then asked me to select a paper size it had already selected.

A small machine with a clear opinion

That is the thing I trust about an office built around paper: every delay leaves a record. At 9:14, the tray was empty; at 9:22, someone initialed the requisition; by lunch, the stack had crossed three desks and acquired a note in blue ink. No dashboard could make the chain feel this specific.